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Download free desktops wallpapers Vampires Suck 2010 free pictures High definition, Vampires Suck (also stylized as Vampires Rule Suck) is a 2010 American vampire spoof film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, starring Jenn Proske, Matt Lant, Christopher N. Riggi, Ken Jeong, and Anneliese van der Pol. Contents * 1 Plot * 2 Cast * 3 Release * 4 Reception o 4.1 Critical o 4.2 Box office * 5 References * 6 External links Plot Becca Crane (Jenn Proske) moves to Sporks to live with her clueless father, Frank (Diedrich Bader), after her mother starts an affair with Tiger Woods. She is quickly befriended by many students at her new high school, but she is intrigued by the mysterious and aloof Edward Sullen (Matt Lanter), who perplexes her during their time in biology. Later, Becca is nearly struck by a van in the school parking lot. Edward inexplicably moves from several feet away and stops the vehicle with a student without any harm to himself or Becca. He later refuses to explain this act to Becca and warns her against befriending him. After much research, Becca eventually comes to the conclusion that Edward is one of the Jonas Brothers, but Edward corrects her saying he's a vampire, though he only consumes animal blood. The pair fall in love and Edward introduces Becca to his vampire family. While unwrapping a gift, Becca gets a paper cut, causing Edward's family to relapse by her blood's scent and attempt to kill her. Realizing the danger that he and his family pose to Becca, Edward ends their relationship while saving her from the one of the three nomadic vampires who have been killing humans, Jack (Charlie Weber), knocking his head off with a baseball bat. Edward's departure leaves Becca heartbroken and depressed for months as she discovers that thrill-seeking activities evoke Edward's preserved image. She is also comforted by her deepening friendship with Jacob White (Christopher N. Riggi), a cheerful companion who eases her pain over losing Edward. But due to his strange puberty, Becca discovers he has become a werewolf as his pack arrive to maul another of the nomadic vampires. Through a series of miscommunications, Edward believes Becca has killed herself and attempts to provoke the Zolturi — a powerful vampire coven capable of killing him — by exposing himself in the sunlight at the site of the school prom. Becca rushes to save Edward, slowed down during the warring factions of Edward fangirls and Jacob fangirls and thus barely able to stop him. However after a fight between him and the Zolturi leader, Daro (Ken Jeong), Edward is forced to make Becca into a vampire. He does so after Becca agrees to marry him if he makes her a vampire. The movie concludes with Edward taking a blow to the head by the head Jacob fan girl, who ends up becoming the vampirized Becca's first meal. Cast * Jenn Proske as Rebecca "Becca" Crane * Matt Lanter as Edward Sullen * Diedrich Bader as Frank Crane * Christopher N. Riggi as Jacob White * Ken Jeong as Daro * Anneliese van der Pol as Jennifer * Arielle Kebbel as Rachel * B.J. Britt as Antoine * Charlie Weber as Jack * Emily Brobst as June * Bradley Dodds as Salvatore * Mike Mayhall as Nicholas * Rett Terrell as Max * Stephanie Fischer as Rosalyn * Nick Eversman as Jeremiah * Zane Holtz as Alex * Crista Flanagan as Eden * Jeff Witzke as Dr. Carlton * Jun Hee Lee as Derric * Kelsey Ford as Iris * David DeLuise as Old Man Scully * Krystal Mayo as Buffy the Vampire Slayer * Ike Barinholtz as Bobby White * Dave Foley as Principal Smith * Helena Barrett as Alice * Matthew Warzel as John